The Haunted Hotel

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A man walks into this hotel and says,"Hey man,can I get a room?" The clerk says," hey man the only room we got is haunted." He said i don't care i just need somewhere to go right now." So the man gave him the room key.

Hey goes into the room and see that there isn't any lights except for the one that is shining on the table. So he walks up to the table and see that there is a hundred dollar bill on the table. He says," Dang with all this money I can buy me a fourty."

Just when he was about to put the money in his poket, a voice came out and said," I'm the ghost of Mable Fable put that money back on the table." So he did what he was told and left.

Then a lady walks in and says," can i get a room?" The clerk say," I'm sorry but the only rooms we got are haunted." She said," I don't care i just need somewhere to rest because i got to got to work in the morning." So the clerk gave her the key.

When she got to the room she found out that there wasn;t any lights except for the one that was shinning on the table. When she got closer to the table she had seen that there was a hundered dollar bill on the table. She said," I can buy me a new business suit with this."

Just when she was about to put the money in her pocket, the ghost came out and said," I'm the ghost of Mable Fable put that money back on the table." So she did what she was told and left.

Then a baby walks in and says," Hey can i get a room?" The clerk says," who's that?" He said," hey down here." The clerk says,"where is your momma?" He said don't worry about it. Just can I get a room?" He said," yeah but the only room we got is haunted."

He said," So." So the clerk gave him the room key and he left. When he got to the room he had seen that there wasn't any lights on except for the on the one on the table.

He had seen that there was hundered dollar bill on the table. He said," dang I can buy me some milk with this." just when he was about to take the money, the ghost can out and said," I'm the ghost of Mable Fable put that money back on the table." Then the baby said," well guess what, I am the ghost of Peter Piper, I am going to put this money in my diaper." And he left.

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