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Jack and Jill:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and said,"Do you wanna?"

Jill said,"Yes!", pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun.

Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son!

Old McDonald:

Old McDonald sitting on a bench, picking at his balls with a monkey wrench.

Wrench caught fire, burned his balls.

He peed all over his overalls.

He went to the doctor and the doctor said:

"Sorry sir, but your balls are dead."

"When I die, burry me. Hang my balls on a cherry tree.

When they're ripe, take a bite, but don't blame me if you barf all night!"

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