father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.
"Dammit son, that must have cost around $300 dollars. How in the hell did you get it?"
"By taking hikes for 15 days in a row." Replied Johnny.
"I don't want a liar in this house, really tell me how exactly you managed to by that." Dad said.
"Like i told you hiking. Ok, let me expain. Mommy's boss had come over for the past 15 nights and as she and him entered your bed room he gave me a $20 dollar bill and said,"Go take a hike!"