1)Why does Michael Jackson like McDonald's so much? A:He likes his meat between the buns.
2)What's the similarity between the ps2 and Michael Jackson? A:They both get turned on by little boys.
3)Guys, any girl that's giving you a sly wink, check carefully if it's really a she.
4)As a state of emergency declared by the government all families now will have the females stand guard in and outside the house, while the boys and men stay inside.
5)If you think it's awesome to be a child star, think about the home alone kid.