there was once a magical kingdom where you were not aloud to step on ducks, because the king was a duck lover. three male friends went into the magical land. The penalty for stepping on a duck, was being chained to the ugliest man or woman the woman could find.
Two of the three friends were chained to an ugly woman for stepping on the duck. Then one day the third was called to the king's palace when he was then chained forever to the most beautiful woman in all the land. He looked at the woman and said, "How did I get such a wonderful honor?" The woman replied, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on duck.