The Italian, the American and the Colombian

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Three men, an Italian, an American and a Mexican, were on a hot air balloon. Suddenly, their balloon started to slowly sink towards the ground in mid-air. They were over the middle of the ocean, and feared that the balloon wouldn't stay in the air long enough to get to land. So they decided to throw some things off the balloon in order to lessen the weight on it and keep it in the air longer.

The Italian threw off some boxes with pizza in them. "Why did you throw the pizza off?" asked the American and the Mexican. "We have a lot of pizza in my country, so I didn't need it," replied the Italian.

The Mexican threw off some boxes that contained tortillas. "Why did you throw the tortillas off?" asked the American and the Italian. "We have a lot of that stuff in my country, so I didn't need it," replied the Mexican.

Then, the American took the Mexican and threw him off the balloon. "Why the heck did you do that?!" asked the Italian. "We have a lot of Mexicans in my country..." replied the American.

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