A man was taking a shower and he ran out of soap so he wrapped a towel around his waist and went to the store. There he bought 2 bars of soap. As he walked home he noticed three nuns walking towards him, being half naked he didn't want them to see him so he hid in the nearest tree.
As the nuns walked by one of them looked up at the tree & said, "Look a banana." So she pulls on it and a bar of soap falls down then she says, "Look God wants me to be clean." So the 2nd nun goes up and pulls on the "banana" and another bar of soap falls out and she says, "Look God wants to be clean too." Then the 3rd nun goes up and pulls the "banana" & she says "God wants me to condition."