Knife Competition

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There once was a man named Harold. Harold managed to get tickets to a knife competition, but unfortunately he missed the show so he went to see the winners.

He went up to the 3rd place winner and asked him how he won 3rd place. "Well, you see that giant horse fly right there?" asked the 3rd place winner. "yes" replied Harold. Just then the 3rd place winner threw a knife and killed it.

Harold then went to the 2nd place winner and asked him how he won 2nd place. "Well,you see that small mosquito right there?" asked the 2nd place winner. "yes" replied Harold. Just then the 2nd place winner threw a knife and killed it.

Harold went to the 1st place winner last and asked him how he won 1st place. "Well, you see that house fly over there?" asked the 1st place winner. "Yes" replied Harold. Just then the 1st place winner threw the knife, but he didn't kill it.

"What's going on? It's still flying around." exclaimed Harold. "Yes" said the 1st place winner, "but it'll never breed again.".

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