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An armless man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and askes the bartender,"Would you mind reaching into my pocket and getting the money from my wallet?" The bartender obliges him. "Hey would you mind tipping the glass up to my mouth?" The bartender does this,and the man sips until he finishes his drink. "Hey," the man askes," Would you mind taking a napkin and wiping the foam from my lips?" The bartneder does so, and says," It must be very difficult not to have arms and to have to ask someone to do everything for you."

"Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times," he says. " By the way, where is your restroom?"

" The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down."

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