1) Yo mama so fat, when she jumps in the pool, it's not the water that's ripplin.
2) Yo mama so dumb, she thinks a quarter backs a refund.
3)Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
4)Yo mama so poor, when I went to her house, I stepped through the front door and fell out the back.
5)Yo mama so ugly, when she was born her mom said "Ahh, what a treasure" and her dad said "Yeah, let's bury it."