A man sees a friend at a table, drinking alone. He walks over and says, "Hey man, you look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in august, and she left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough."
"Then in September, my father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. I'm sorry. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month, my aunt died and left me $15,000."
"Three closs family members lost in three months? I'm so sorry to hear that."
"Then, this month......absolutely nothing!"
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