money IS everything

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A man sees a friend at a table, drinking alone. He walks over and says, "Hey man, you look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in august, and she left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough."

"Then in September, my father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. I'm sorry. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month, my aunt died and left me $15,000."

"Three closs family members lost in three months? I'm so sorry to hear that."

"Then, this month......absolutely nothing!"

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