The wet sheets

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An old man was in hospital and was very sick, so the doctor said that he had to stay the night. The old man woke up in the middle of the night to find that he had wet the bed. He was too embarassed to call the nurse in, so he just threw them out the window. They landed on a drunken man's head and for the next 5 minutes he was thrashing and screaming loudly. The security guard heard his cries and decided to see what was going on. The drunk man had just flung the sheets off of his head when the guard came. The guard said to him, "What's the matter with you sir? You're so pale and you look like you've seen a ghost or something." The drunk man replied: I did see a ghost, and i beat the shit out of it too!"

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