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One cold morning, a whale couple was swimming along the ocean when they spot a japanese whaling ship. " They're the bastards that killed my father," uttered the male whale, and looked over at his partner. "We need to get revenge. I've got a plan, you and I swim underneath the boat and blow as hard as we can. That'll tip the boat over for sure!"

So they swam underneath the ship and blew their lungs out. The force hit the boat, and tipped it over. All the japanese fishermen started to swim for the shore. "We can't let them get away!" exclaimed the male whale. And started to swallow the fishermen. But the whale's partner just shook her head.

She told her husband "I agreed to the blowjob, but I'm NOT going to eat seamen!

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