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There was a man with a speech problem, and he decided to go to the bakery. When he got to the bakery, he asked the till manager if he could have a "bum" and the till manager said"Don't you mean a bun?" And the guy said " whatever". Then he decided to go to the hardware store and he asked the till manager if he could have a "fucket". The till manager said" Don't you mean a bucket?"And the guy said "whatever." Then the guy decides to got to the pet store. He asked the till manager if he could have a "cock-and-spank-it" And the till manager said"Don't you mean a cockerspaniel?" And the guy said "whatever." SO the guy is going home and when he gets to the corner of the street, his dog runs away from him. The police were right there so he runs up to them and asks"Could you please hold my bum and fucket while I go get my cock-and-spank-it?"

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by mary c. 1+ years ago

haha nice

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