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An old Arabian man who lives in central USA wants to dig around the earth so he can plant tomatoes. However, he is too old to do so, so he e-mails his son, who studies in Paris.

Dear Son,

Ah, I wanted to plant Tomatoes in my garden today, but I am too old and weak to dig around the ground. If only you were here, I would be certain you would help me.

Allah be with you,

Your father.

A few hours later, he gets an e-mail back:

Dear father,

Please do not dig around the ground in the garden. It's where I hid...The THING!".

Allah be with you,

Your dearest son.

Only 15 minutes after the man had recieved his e-mail, the cops, the FBI and the CIA came knocking at his door and started to dig around his garden. When they didn't find anything, they left disappointed.

One hour later, the father recieves another mail:

Dear father,

I would assume your garden has been dug around by now. It was my honor to help you.

Allah be with you,

Your dearest son.

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by V. O. 1+ years ago

this is great

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by K D. 1+ years ago

Haha! I love it

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by Cary G. 1+ years ago

Dumb joke. It has been rewritten many times with different people (prisoners, etc).

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by Elizabeth D. 1+ years ago

very funny, and it's not that the gov't monitors all our email, he's arabian...aka middle eastern! duh

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by LiTtLe MiSs RaNdOm. .. 1+ years ago

this is just a knock-off of a better funnier version someone else posted and instead of the FBI and CIA reading emails, the father sent the letter to his son who was in prison and he sed thats where he hid all the dead bodies

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by Jessica W. 1+ years ago

Smart, but isn't that a little in your face that the FBI and CIA would be reading your e-mails??!?!?! U R NEVER SAFE!!!!!

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by Jeroen D. 1+ years ago

woah! FBI and CIA watching your e-mails? nice work!

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by Jawad J. 1+ years ago

its nice.

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