Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
"Really? Thats why your doing that?" Davie asks.
"Yes, son." He replied, Aggravated.
"I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."
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