There was a guy named joe hunting with a preacher. on the first day, Joe shoots at a bear and misses, then says, "Dammit, I missed!"

The preacher then says, "Don't say that or god will punish you and you will go to hell."

Joe shrugs it off and the next day shoots at a deer and misses, then says, "Dammit, I missed!"

The preacher responds, saying, "Stop saying that or god will punish you and you will go to hell."

Joe shrugs it off and the next day shoots at a rabbit and misses, then says, "Dammit, I missed!"

The preacher responds, saying, "Stop saying that or god will punish you and you will go to hell."

Then a huge bolt of lightning comes down and strikes the preacher and a booming voice says, "Dammit, I missed!"