Hard to diet if...

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Dieting is bad enough under normal circumstances, but staying on your diet is really tough! Especially:

*After you win a turkey in a Christmas Raffle.

*When Someone invites you to dinner and is paying for the meal.

*When your kid brings home 16 bags of hallowenn candy.

*When your wife (or husband) is a gourmet cook.

*On New Year's Eve and Thanksgiving.

*When your family owns a bakery.

*When you have to pass a pizza parlor on your way to the gym.

*When your Doctor weighs twice as much as you do.

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