Dieting is bad enough under normal circumstances, but staying on your diet is really tough! Especially:
*After you win a turkey in a Christmas Raffle.
*When Someone invites you to dinner and is paying for the meal.
*When your kid brings home 16 bags of hallowenn candy.
*When your wife (or husband) is a gourmet cook.
*On New Year's Eve and Thanksgiving.
*When your family owns a bakery.
*When you have to pass a pizza parlor on your way to the gym.
*When your Doctor weighs twice as much as you do.