Two hunters

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There are two hunters walking in the forest. All of a sudden one of them starts coughing, grabs his chest and falls to the ground and stops moving. The other one is scared and doesn't know what to do, as they are in the middle of the forest with no one to help. So he takes out his cellphone and phones emergencies and says:

"I don't know what to do! I'm in the forest and I think my friend is dead! What should I do?" "Well don't panic. First make absolutely sure he's dead." There's a silence on the end of the line, then there's a loud BANG!

"Right",says the hunter, "What do I do now?"

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