Construction site lunches

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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The first man opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The second man opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The third opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

The next day when they open their lunch boxes they find that they had all got the same thing as the day before and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the first and the second mens wives were crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." And as the two wives stare at the third wife, they both ask why she wasn't sad about her husbands death, the woman replies "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch!"

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