One day a man after work went to the local pub. On the wall there was a poster that said complete three challenges and win a prize.So the man asked the bartender what the challenges are.
The bartender says the first challenge is to fight this really big guy. Them pull a tooth out of a rabid dog. Finnally screw this really old lady.
So the guy asks for a couple beers and says he will go fight the big guy. The guy comes back destroyd.
The guy asks for a couple more beers, now he is completely wasred, and he says he will come back with a tooth.
A few minutes later he comes back and asks So where's the old lady with the tooth ache?