A man had 3 daughters. Before they went to bed the daughters usually came downstairs to talk to their father one by one.
The first one came down, Daisy. She asked her father, "Daddy, why'd you name me Daisy?" Her father replied "Because when you were just born a daisy petal floated into the hospital room through the window and landed on your forehead" Daisy simply said "Thank You Daddy, good night." And off to bed she went
The second daughter came down, Rose. She asked her father, "Daddy why did you name me Rose." Her father relied calmly "Because when you were just born a rose petal floated into the hospital room through the window and landed on your forehead" Rose simply said, "Thank You Daddy, good-"
Rose was interrupted with a loud, "AH DUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR" from the basement. The father ran to the basement door and banged on it and yelled, " Shut Up BRICK"
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