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Twas The Night Before Christmas

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T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.

Mum at the whore house and dad smoking grass. My brother settling down for a nice peice of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter. I sprung from my bed to see whatÂ’s the matter.

Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick. I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. I knew in a moment the fucker had fell.

He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber cock for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart. The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight. "Go fuck yourselves have a hell of a night!".

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: ethnic, race, international sex, sexuality word fun (puns, riddles)

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by mary c. 1+ years ago

OMFG I FUCKING LOVE THAT HILARIOUS PEICE OF SHIT!!!!!

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