Three guys are in an insane asylum. The psychiatrist goes around to check on patients to see how much they've progressed. He goes into the first guy's room and he's shooting imaginary baskets. He says, "I want to be a NBA star!" The psychiatrist says, "Well, we're making progress," and takes note of it.
He goes into the second guys room and he's throwing an imaginary football. He says, "I want to be in the NFL." The psychiatrist says again that he's making progress and takes note of it.
He walks into the third guys room and he's standing on the bed masturbating with peanuts in his hand. The psychiatrist says, "This is bad, you haven't made much progress the whole time you've been here." The guy on the bed says, "Damn, I'm never gonna get out of here, I'm fuckin' nuts!!!"