Yo mama is so ugly...

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Danson wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow

Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water

Yo mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application

Yo mama so ugly she look like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks by a toilet it flushes itself.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mom

Yo mama so ugly that when she stcks her head out of the car window the police say "No dogs allowed to drive!"

Yo mama so ugly I've seen better face on a can of dog food

Yo mama so ugly I flushed the toilet and she said "You just flushed my picture"

Yo mama so ugly she asked me what my sign was I said "stop"

Yo mama so ugly the tide wouldn't take her out

Yo mama so ugly she makes her picture every time she goes to the bathroom

Yo mama so ugly when she takes a shower it's like "Gorillas in the Mist"

Yo mama so ugly ugly when she put her ear to her bowl of rice crispies to hear snap, crackle, pop, all she could hear was "lets get the hell out of here"

Yo mama so ugly when she goes camping the bears light a fire to keep HER away!

Yo mama so ugly she wears her halloween mask everyday.

Yo mama so ugly she made profit for the "idea" of her costume!

Yo mama so ugly when she goes Halloween shoppin', People try to buy her!

Yo mama so ugly when she can scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meatwagon.

Yo mama so ugly when the doctor gave her a face lift, he got a hernia.

Yo mama so ugly when she played in the sandbox, the cat tried to cover her up.

Yo mama so ugly she models for Kibbles and Bitts.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born they slapped the wrong end.

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