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50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt Head 30. Military Intelligence 29. Software documentation 28. New York culture 27. New classic 26. Sweet sorrow 25. Childproof 24. "Now, then ..." 23. Synthetic natural gas 22. Christian Scientists 21. Passive aggression 20. Taped live 19. Clearly misunderstood 18. Peace force 17. Extinct Life 16. Temporary tax increase 15. Computer jock 14. Plastic glasses 13. Terribly pleased 12. Computer security 11. Political science 10. Tight slacks 9. Definite maybe 8. Pretty ugly 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake 6. Diet ice cream 5. Rap music 4. Working vacation 3. Exact estimate 2. Religious tolerance 1. Microsoft Works

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by Steven L. 1+ years ago

22. Christian Scientists this is both offensive and wrong, christianity is a scientific theory(creation theory, but not specific to christianity) as for the rest, rofl if you disagree email me at yowiegunner@hotmail.com

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by John S. 1+ years ago

You forgot my favorite (and I have the scars to prove it), "freezer burn"

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by n. b. 1+ years ago

ROFL. Love 5, 2, and 22. xD

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by Paul Z. 1+ years ago

There's also another one you missed : Bordering on the indefinite.

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by Paul Z. 1+ years ago

LOVE THIS!

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by Katie N. 1+ years ago

5 is SO wrong !! rap is music !!!

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