Liquor Label Warnings

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If the Government is going to put health warnings on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter:

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a manure truck at 100 yards.

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over again until your friends want to smash your head in.

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your boss what you really think, while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck ever happen to your panties (underpants) anyway.

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING** Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more handsome, and smarter than some really, really huge biker guy named "Big Al".

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