Surgical Subject

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So, it seems this group of surgeons were sitting about during an interlude, when the usual topic came up...

The first surgeon said:

"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon said:

"Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The third pipes up:

"Try electricians! Everything inside THEM is color coded."

The fourth sneers:

"Lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."

To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation while sipping from a bottle of Jack Daniels (as all surgeons do between operations), says:

"I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

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