A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman has ever seen boarding the plane. He is so nervous and he soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him.
When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conservation with her. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?" She responds, "To the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He is CRAZED with excitement! Here is this gorgeous woman sitting next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!!!!
"And what do you do at this meeting?" he asks.
"Well," she replies, " we try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"And what myths are those?" he goes on desperately.
She goes on to explain, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most endowed, when in fact, it is the Native America men who own this trait.
Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who make the best lovers."
"Very interesting...." the man responds.
Suddenly the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! At least tell me what your name is?"
The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein."
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