A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "What's the name of your penis?"
The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff. All I want is a cold beer."
The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."
The customer says to the gay waiter: "All right....I will but first tell me the name of your penis."
The gay waiter says: "NIKE...you know, 'JUST DO IT!"
The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my penis is 'SECRET'.
The waiter is puzzled and asks: "SECRET? What does that mean?" The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"