Name Your Penis

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A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "What's the name of your penis?"

The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff. All I want is a cold beer."

The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

The customer says to the gay waiter: "All right....I will but first tell me the name of your penis."

The gay waiter says: "NIKE...you know, 'JUST DO IT!"

The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my penis is 'SECRET'.

The waiter is puzzled and asks: "SECRET? What does that mean?" The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"

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by Kayoua X. 1+ years ago

tony w., it is Secret, the deodorant.

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

SORTA GOT IT? DOES IT HAVE TA DO WITH VICTORIA SECRETS?

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