A city blonde was traveling in the country. She was driving from one town to another amid lots of cornfields when she heard a loud grunting and yelling over in one of the fields. She decided to investigate.
What she found was another blonde in a rowboat, rowing with all her might, in the middle of a row of corn.
The blonde in the boat said to her, "No matter how hard I row, I can't seem to get anywhere!"
The other blonde said to her, before leaving in a huff, "Get out of the boat! It's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! If I could swim, I'd go over there and kick your butt!"