When a man in Macon GA came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and choked it with his bare hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him that the headline on the following day would read, 'LOCAL MAN SAVES CHILD BY KILLING VICIOUS ANIMAL'. The hero however said that he wasn't from Macon. 'Well then', the reporter said, 'the headline will probably say,'GEORGIA MAN SAVES CHILD BY KILLING DOG'. 'Well, actually', the man said 'I'm from Connecticut'. 'In that case', the reporter said in a huff, 'the headline will say, 'YANKEE KILLS FAMILY PET'.
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