Define "Egghead:" What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
What do you call a man who cries when he masturbates? A tearjerker.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him.
What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? "How come".
Why are cowgirls bowlegged? Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A geneologist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush!
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out!
What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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