Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Q: Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? A: Lipstick.
Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane? A: Skeet.
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