Bill Clinton is getting off a helicopter just infront of the White House. 10,000 people are stood outside welcoming the return of Bill from abroad.
Bill has two pigs, one under each arm.
A man in the crowd catches his attention and says, "Nice pigs sir."
Bill smiles and says, "These aren't pigs. These are Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hilary and one for Chelsea."
The man repies, "Nice trade Sir."