Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and is treated to the best fish and chips she's ever eaten! After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She is met by two brothers. "Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."
"I'm very pleased to meet you," she says. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
"Well," says Brother Charles, "I'm the fish friar."
She turned to the other brother and says, "Then you must be...?"
"Yes," he replied, "I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."