Yo mama like...
A bowling ball: she gets fingered 3 times and thrown in the alley.
A carpenter's dream: She's totally flat and never been nailed.
The Titanic: No one knows how many men went down on her.
A TV set: A three-year-old can turn her on.
A lightbulb: You can screw her, and screw her, and screw her...
A shotgun: Four cocks and she's loaded.
The 7-11: Open 24 hours a day, always hot to go.
The 7-11: 86 cents for a slurpie.
A hardware store: 25 cents for a screw.
A basketball hoop: You get a ball in, 2 points!
Monopoly (Game): Fun for the whole family!
Bubblegum: 10 cents a chew.
A vaccum cleaner: Plug her in and she sucks and sucks and sucks...
A blow-drier: You plug her in and she blows and blows and blows...
A can of soda: Shake 'er up and she fizzes.
Germs: She's all over you all the time.