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A bowling ball: she gets fingered 3 times and thrown in the alley.

A carpenter's dream: She's totally flat and never been nailed.

The Titanic: No one knows how many men went down on her.

A TV set: A three-year-old can turn her on.

A lightbulb: You can screw her, and screw her, and screw her...

A shotgun: Four cocks and she's loaded.

The 7-11: Open 24 hours a day, always hot to go.

The 7-11: 86 cents for a slurpie.

A hardware store: 25 cents for a screw.

A basketball hoop: You get a ball in, 2 points!

Monopoly (Game): Fun for the whole family!

Bubblegum: 10 cents a chew.

A vaccum cleaner: Plug her in and she sucks and sucks and sucks...

A blow-drier: You plug her in and she blows and blows and blows...

A can of soda: Shake 'er up and she fizzes.

Germs: She's all over you all the time.


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