This woman walked into a doctors office saying, "Doctor, doctor! I have a problem!"
The doctor asked her, "Okay, what's the matter?"
The woman blushed but then told him, "I have these green circles on the insides of both my thighs and I don't know what they are."
"Okay, show them to me."
The woman presented the problem area to the doctor.
After examining her for awhile he stepped back and rubbed his chin. "Tell me, are you dating a gypsy?"
"Yes," the woman asked, confused.
"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."