How To Kill A Pink Elephant

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How Do you kill a blue Elephant?

Use a Blue Elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink Elephant?

You bake a cake with 5 raisins because pink elephants really like raisins and take it to the blue elephant den, but dont stop there and go to the pink elephant den. Set down the cake and wait for the elephant to come over. Then he will eat it because he really likes raisins and say that it was very good. Then the next morning you bake a cake with only 4 raisins and take it to the blue elephant den, but dont stop there and you go to the pink elephant den. The pink elephant says that he might not eat it because it only has 4 raisins, but eats it anyway because he really likes raisins. Then, you walk to the blue elephant den, but you dont stop there and you go home. The next morning you make a cake with only 3 raisins and take it to the blue elephant den, but you dont stop there and you take it to the pink elephant den. Now the pink elephant is starting to get mad but he eats the cake anyway because he really likes raisins. Then you go to the blue elephant den, but you dont stop there and you go home. The next morning you bake a cake with only 2 raisins and you take it to the blue elephant den, but you dont stop there and you take it to the pink elephant den. Now the pink elephant says he wont eat it this time, but desides to eat it any way because he really likes raisins. Then you go to the blue elephant den, but you dont stop there and you go home. The next morning you bake a cake with only 1 raisin. You take it to the blue elephant den but you dont stop there and you take it to the pink elephant den. Now the pink elephant starts to walk away but comes back and eats it anyway because he really likes raisins. Then you go to the blue elephant den but you dont stop there and you go home. Finnally you bake a cake with no raisins on it and you go to the blue elephant den, but you dont stop there and you take it to the pink elephant den. Now the pink elephant gets so mad that he turns blue and you shoot him with your blue elepant gun.

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