Canine's Prayers to God

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Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God, When my family eats dinner they bless the food. But they never bless mine. So...I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?

Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same story?

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