19 Things Not To Say At Work

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1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 2. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. 3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 4. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 6. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 7. You!... Off my planet! 9. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 11. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 12. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 13. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 14. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 15. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 16. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 17. Chaos, panic and disorder --- my work here is done. 18. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 19. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.


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