Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complained about splinters when they had sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he use sandpaper as needed, and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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