- Ahhhh, it's cute. - Why don't we just cuddle? - You know they have surgery to fix that. - Can I paint a smiley face on it? - Wow, and your feet are so big. - Will it squeak if I squeeze it? - Oh no...a flash headache. - (giggle and point) - Can I be honest with you? - This explains your car. - Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. - Why is God punishing me? - At least this won't take long. - I never saw one like that before. - But it still works, right? - Maybe it looks better in natural light. - Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? - Are you cold? - If you get me real drunk first. - Is that an optical illusion? - What is that? - It's a good thing you have so many other talents. - So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. - I guess this makes me the early bird.