A salesman knocks on the door of a suburban house.
It's opened by a 10-year-old boy dressed in a cape that trails along the floor behind him. On his head, he's wearing a large tophat. In one hand, he holds a huge glass of brandy and in the other, a remote control. In his mouth is a smoking cigar.
"Mom and Dad in?" asks the salesman.
The boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?"
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