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Opening Lines vs. Number of Drinks

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Opening lines as the drinks increase:

1-2 drinks: "Hi there, would you care to sit and talk for a bit?"

3-4 drinks: "Hey honey, can we get to know each other better?"

5-6 drinks: "Yo baby, that's some rack! How 'bout we get it on!"

7-8 drinks: "Man, I could suck those big tits dry! C'mon over here hot stuff!"

10 + drinks: "Hey hot bitch, get on your knees and stuff this meat down your fucking throat!"

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