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Woman's Prayer

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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong One who's willy is thick and long One who thinks before he speaks When he promises to call, won't wait weeks I pray that he is gainfully employed And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind Knows just what to say when I ask, "how big's my behind"? One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen I pray that this man will love me no end And never attempts to shag my best friend And as I kneel and pray by my bed I look at the shithead you sent me instead!!! Amen

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