Some of my favorite Ligtbulb Jokes

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How many Zen Masters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and one not to change it.

How may women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Why? It just does, okay?!

How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb? None. You don't need it out today, but if it contiues to give you trouble in the future, you should consider removing it.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.

How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb carries the seeds of it's own revolution.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Fifteen. One to hold the bulb and the rest to dring whiskey until the room spins.

How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb? How many do you want it to take?

How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the lightbulb adapter card first, which is extra.

How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it REALLY gets screwed!

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by chad b. 1+ years ago

i love the lawyer one

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by jess f. 1+ years ago

How many Michigan State University freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they don't cover that until senior year.

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