A blonde goes to a truck yard to try to get a job as a truck driver in construction.
The forman says, "I'm not sure lady ... you'll be the first woman. Before I can hire you I'll have to see if you fit in with the guys.
I have 3 questions for you:
"Do you drink?" She replies, "At least six packs a day"
"Do you swear?" She replies, "Shit yeah, all the fucking time!"
"OK, then, I got only one more question ... you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" She replies, "No honey; but I've been swung around by my tits a more than a few times!"