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A bloke gets pulled up for speeding. Being about 10 Km's over the speed limit, the cop announces that the guy will be fined $200. Naturally, the bloke isn't very happy.

"What if I got outta this car and beat the shit out of you? What would happen to me?" he said. The police officer explained that such an action is called "Assaulting a police officer" and could result in imprisonment.

"Okay then," says the bloke, "What if I call you a cunt?"

The cop then explains that this action is called "Insulting a police officer" and results in a hefty fine.

"Right" says the bloke, "What about if I think you're a cunt?"

The officer explains that thinking is not against the law, and freedom of thought permitted anyone to think anything they liked.

The bloke thought for a minute and said, "Well I think you're a cunt!"

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