Once upon a time there was an Indian brave. He was coming of age and decided he needed to know what the company of a woman felt like. So he arranged to see the chief of his tribe, "Chief, I need to become a man. What should I do?" The wise, old chief had dealt with enough of these youngsters to know exactly what to say, "Son, go into the forest and you will find a tree with a hole in it. Practice on it and you will come back in full maturity."
So he did. After a week of rough living he was certain he had it right.
He walked triumphantly into the village and asked for the prettiest squaw. They went into a tent and he told her to bend over. "Hmmm, a bit kinky for our first time don't you think, love?" He was confused but carried on and asked her to please bend down. She agreed only to receive a short, sharp kick in the behind. "What the hell do you think you're doing????? You're a psycho!!" He was a bit bemused at this somewhat snappy response so he said, "What? Do you think I'm stupid? I'm checking for bees, woman!"
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this joke is supposed to be with tarzan tarzan always check for bees
there are bee's in trees, where he practiced. he was stupid and checked thought that women had bees too. Whats not to get?