Practice on a Tree

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Once upon a time there was an Indian brave. He was coming of age and decided he needed to know what the company of a woman felt like. So he arranged to see the chief of his tribe, "Chief, I need to become a man. What should I do?" The wise, old chief had dealt with enough of these youngsters to know exactly what to say, "Son, go into the forest and you will find a tree with a hole in it. Practice on it and you will come back in full maturity."

So he did. After a week of rough living he was certain he had it right.

He walked triumphantly into the village and asked for the prettiest squaw. They went into a tent and he told her to bend over. "Hmmm, a bit kinky for our first time don't you think, love?" He was confused but carried on and asked her to please bend down. She agreed only to receive a short, sharp kick in the behind. "What the hell do you think you're doing????? You're a psycho!!" He was a bit bemused at this somewhat snappy response so he said, "What? Do you think I'm stupid? I'm checking for bees, woman!"


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by kong z. 1+ years ago

this joke is supposed to be with tarzan tarzan always check for bees

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by tigerlily 1+ years ago

there are bee's in trees, where he practiced. he was stupid and checked thought that women had bees too. Whats not to get?

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by Brittany P. 1+ years ago

i dont get it

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